In 2014, Brian Phillips published an excellent article for Grantland marking Lionel Messi’s 10th anniversary at Barcelona, entitled ‘The Ball is the End’. Phillips articulates and marvels at the purity of Messi’s connection to the game throughout his career; one that remains so utterly fulfilling as to reduce everything that surrounds it – opponents, expectations, Martin Tyler – to mere white noise.
Which is great of course, but can make our own enduring obsession with Transfer Deadline Day sit a little uncomfortably in comparison. For us, there’s no ball. There aren’t even really any footballers. Yet still, for one night each August, every prospective arrival is feverishly endowed with our own giddy hopes for the season ahead. Almost all signings are regarded as ‘huge additions’ to the team until most likely proven otherwise. There are no Simone Zazas here, only Wayne Rooneys. And in every fidget, ipad scroll or adjustment of papers in the Sky Sports News studio the fate of our team’s destiny may hang. Only football can make you feel like this. Only faulty fax machines and the renegotiation of agent commission fees can do this to you.
So the early signs that the swap deal involving Paula Dybala and Romelu Lukaku has fallen through due to Dybala’s wage demands should be a source of immense concern to us all. Not even in the fact that neither player has found the necessary conditions at their current clubs to showcase their obvious talents. No, in the collapse of such a transfer exists a more pressing worry that a greater overarching crisis might be unfurling right in front of us – the increasingly endangered status of the deadline day domino effect.
The domino effect has been the climactic calling card of the very best deadline days, reaching a critical mass in the Carroll-Suarez-Torres extravaganza in January 2011. An intricate chain of dependent variables coming off, appealing to our fundamental need for resolution.
It is in this dynamic that deadline day has performed its best work over the years, its higher register found. With this sort of material to work with, Sky Sports’ deadline day custodian Jim White bears the striking resemblance to a flushed lead in a comic opera, reeling off frightening combinations of words, names, permutations and Sky sourced clauses at ludicrous pace. And in doing so pulling all other deals anywhere into this urgent orbit. ‘If Harry can ship Adel Taarabt out the door, then we’re hearing that Rafael Van der Vaart COULD arrive at the Lane in the next hour HOWEVER we’re also hearing that the Spurs computer is playing up BUT LOOK AT WHO’S JUST ARRIVED AT GOODISON PARK …’ And suddenly its 1am and yes this is all meant to be over by now and yes you’ve got work tomorrow but you also need to see if the paperwork for Frederick Piquionne’s loan move to Portsmouth got completed on time because he NEEDS THIS. And maybe at some crucial level we all do too.
And yet, all of this artwork is under attack, and not solely because of the new, and far too civilised, 5pm deadline in place. The continuous stratification of football is leaving expensively recruited players stranded, and with fewer club destinations to travel to.
In the fragile career cycle of the elite footballer, the likelihood is that only two, maybe three, big long-term contracts will be offered up to the very biggest names. A capricious asset-owner relationship therefore exists between player and club; disgruntled players can be kept against their wishes by the club. Ineffectual players can stay for longer than the club would like them to, maximising the earnings of their compressed career. The number of other teams that could afford the total costs of purchasing such ‘flops’ you could now count on one hand. Tellingly, since 2010, just 4 clubs have accounted for over £5 billion of the total market spend.
Even at a lesser level, this can play out with much more damaging consequences to the parent club. The fan-dubbed ‘Toon Spy’ Jack Rodwell doing significant harm to cash-strapped Sunderland recently by refusing to budge from his 5 year contract of £70,000 a week was one of the more tragic cases in this instance. A bottlenecking of resources at the top setting off a pungent fizz lower down.
On top of the tree in this window is, of course, Chief Logjam himself, Gareth Bale, whose basic refusal to want to go and kick a ball anywhere at all is one of the most fascinating subplots of this sport. But Bale is well supported in an assemble cast of well-remunerated outcasts, including Alexis Sanchez at United, Gonzalo Higuain at Juve and his teammate James Rodriguez at Real Madrid. All too costly to keep, but too costly to offload.
This is before you even get into the arena of the still wanted but merely disgruntled victims- Neymar, Mbappe, Pogba, Sane. It is not unreasonable to think that were this kind of impasse happening even 5 years ago, some kind of Bale-Pogba-Neymar exchange bonanza could be thrashed out between the interested parties. However there are now simply too many motivations at play here; agent’s fees to be negotiated, disproportionate wages demands to be met, other priorities for those handful of clubs to pursue. And above all this, the clubs’ anxiety of repeating still-felt mistakes in the market.
Chelsea’s current transfer ban also represents an enormous loss in all of this. Even in the more recent days of the morsel-sized fist at austerity bringing Stamford Bridge to a gridlock (Chelsea have somehow managed to recruit £100 million worth of players this summer under their transfer ban), their unorthodox selection of strikers and owner Roman Abramovich’s oil millions have helped grease the wheels that keep the merry go round spinning nicely. The Aubameyang-Batshuayi-Giroud mega swap in 2018 for example simply could not have happened without this, let alone the late night Torres feast of 7 years previous.
Which is just as well. For the crux of deadline day, and the transfer window itself, recalls to mind a New Yorker review by Anthony Lane of the 1994 classic film, Speed. If it ever went at less than 50 miles an hour, even slowed down for just a single frame, you’d have enough time start questioning the basic plot points. The source of all its components. And the fact that maybe, just maybe, it’s not absolutely okay for a record £320 million to be spent on all of this in just a few hours of actual decision making.
But fear not, fellow passengers, for Deadline Day is unlikely to break down fully and may not even stutter this year. Exorbitant amounts will still be spent. For the transfer window itself is essentially a portal into our own caprices – everything new bestowed with the fresh optimism of the moment rather than the uncertainties of the future. And more importantly, Paulo Dybala is favourite to join Spurs now instead of United which would free up room for Lukaku to complete his move to Juventus and then if only Christian Eriksen could seal that 11th hour switch to United from Spurs….. Ah, that’s better. We’re moving again.